Return of the...Noid? You must be wacky!
Note: I intended to edit this picture so that it said "Return of The Noid"! I was also going to put The Noid's face on all of the Star Wars characters' bodies! Unfortunately I couldn't get my photoshop to work properly! So for now you'll just have to use your imaginations! I'm really sorry!

I'm not exactly sure why our previous boycott didn't work! Maybe it's because you all cheated and ordered from Domino's even though you promised to boycott it for The Noid's sake! Or maybe it's because the boycott wasn't publicized enough! After all, for those of you who remember, we organized the boycott around the time of the post-Rodney King trial riots! This took away any potential media exposure! But we shouldn't blame anyone, because when we get right down to it, boycotts just don't work! We need a new plan of action! I demand that we, as loyal Noid fans, all call or write to this person! The public media relations type thingy person for Domino's!

Stacey Gray, Vorhaus Public Relations
Phone: 212-554-7400
E-mail: sgray@vorhaus.com
Send mail to:
1700 Broadway, 16th floor
New York, NY 10019

Or just go to your local Domino's pizza eatery, and talk to the manager! If we all show support for The Noid, and prove that he is still popular and a viable means of advertising, Domino's will have no choice but to reinstate him as their official advertising mascot!

In my interviews, you may have noticed that I went to Little Caesar's after being distraught over The Noid not returning to television! Do not do this! Let me state that this was bad judgement on my part! This is sending the wrong message to Domino's! After all, why should they do what we ask if we sell out to the competition like that? Stay loyal to Domino's, yet still let it be known how much you want The Noid to make a comeback, and everything will work out fine! Long viva(that's spanish for live!) The Noid!