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Hi! I had this idea for my website where I would take my Noid toys and pose them in various different positions, in order to tell a picture-filled story! Unfortunately I have no Noid toys! If you would like to send me toys at no cost, feel free to do so! Laugh out lol! Anyway, I decided to search eBay for Noid-related products! Unfortunately, the toys were quite expensive! Upwards of four dollars! So instead of making my own pictures, I have decided to steal pictures from the eBay site! Using these pictures in a sequential order, I will somehow compose a story! Hence the title, eBay Stories! I hope you enjoy them! I know I will!
Oh yeah, and keep in mind that this story is told in first person, from the vantage point of The Noid! So when I say "I", I am not referring to me! I am referring to The Noid! Also, the pictures may take a while to load...wait for them! No cheating by reading ahead!
Hi! My name is The Noid!
Sorry for not facing you, but it is necessary if I am to show you my backside!
My story starts with me packing my things to go on vacation! Where am I going on vacation, you ask? To The Forbidden Land of No Noids, that's where!
As indicated by this sign, Noids are not allowed! That is because this is The Forbidden Land of No Noids!
What the hell? This isn't The Noid...stupid eBay searches!
I saw a cool looking over-sized penny, and proceeded to pick it up! But no such luck! The giant penny was obviously bait, to trap a Noid such as myself in plastic! But who would possibly kidnap a Noid?
Of course! It's one of the hated Zoids! (Pictured in this Nintendo cartridge!) They are just like Noids, only they are green and they hate Noids! This must have been King Zoid, who rules The Forbidden Land of No Noids! I can't believe he fooled me! The giant penny/cellophane trap! How did I not see it coming? The trap has been done so many times! I am so mad that I got caught in it!
I'm so frustrated I could pull my ears!
As you can see, I am not the only one to be trapped by King Zoid! At least two other Noids have been trapped as well! Luckily, for some reason my bag had a jackhammer in it! Using the jackhammer to my advantage, I was able to escape!
But I wasn't going to run away like a coward! I decided to put on my boxing gloves and fight King Zoid! A lot of you people might be asking why there are two of me here! My only explanation is that this is not a single photograph, but a montage! A montage showing me getting ready for my big fight with Kind Zoid!
Hey guys--WATCH this! Ha!
Unfortunately, I have no idea how to box! King Zoid punched me until my face bled and my head got really swollen! Look at how scrawny my arms and legs are! They aren't really that scrawny, it's just an illusion created by my swollen head!
After being defeated like that, I decided to escape! I scaled the large glass wall that King Zoid put in to keep us from escaping!
I stole King Zoid's car and drove away from The Forbidden Land of No Noids! I knew to never vacation there again! When I got home, I got 300 dollars cash back from the used car trade-in!
Then I ate 14 pounds of Tootsie Rolls, and lived happily ever after! I hope you liked my story! The end!
